Our Team

Our biggest strength is our diversity.

VP of Marketing
Jacob Edward Arredondo

Jacob finished his marketing degree in three years but added two extra years because he didn't want to grow up.

VP of Logistics
Twilight Arredondo

Jake has a supply chain degree which means that he spent 10+ classes memorizing Excel formulas that you can find on the internet.

VP of Finance
Jacob Edward

Jacob was two classes short of a finance degree. He didn't finish because all the graduates looked depressed.

Marketing
Jacob Edward Arredondo

Jacob finished his marketing degree in three years but added two extra years because he didn't want to grow up.

Logistics
Twilight Arredondo

Jake has a supply chain degree which means that he spent 10+ classes memorizing Excel formulas that you can find on the internet.

Technology
Jacob Edward

Jacob was two classes short of a finance degree. He didn't finish because all the graduates looked depressed.

Finance
Jacob Edward

Jacob was two classes short of a finance degree. He didn't finish because all the graduates looked depressed.

Graphic Design
Jacob Edward

He has 7,000+ hours of Photoshop experience but only uses his self-taught skillset for making jokes.

Communications
Twilight Arredondo

Look, if you had, one shot, for immunity, the vaccine is everything you ever wanted, would you Pfzer it, or just get sick?

Front-End Development
Jacob Edward

Jake knows html and CSS. These skills are a lot like murder hornets in that they sound cool but are relatively useless.

Acquisitions
Jacob Edward

Jacob's last official job title was "Senior Strategic Partnerships Manager." Basically, he just likes talking to people

Strategic Partnerships
Jacob Edward

Jacob's last official job title was "Senior Strategic Partnerships Manager." Basically, he gets the job done: no matter the cost.

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