PPE Bikinis and Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, people will think you have a fever.

Help Us Give Back

15% of our proceeds will be donated to help remove plastic from the ocean.

1,500,000,000

Scientists estimate that over 1.5 billion masks will enter our oceans.

164,250

It takes 164,250 days (450 years) for a mask to fully degrade in water.

250,000

In order to begin manufacturing, we need to raise $250,000.

Our GoFundMe

Women's Swimsuits

Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. The only thing half assed will be people flaunting their cheeks in our suits.

Women's variants include:
Sultry Surgical
Naughty 95
Curvy Cloths
Quarantini
Women wearing PPE Bikini (the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit). The girl wearing the bikini is on a swim and it looks as though she is swinging out fo a polaroid.
Our Latest Women's Suits:

Men's Swimwear

Our men's product lines are still in development, but we loosened our restrictions and released a few designs early.

Men's variants include:
Super Spreadwear
Poli-seas
Stimulus Packages
Big PPe
Women wearing PPE Bikini (the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit). The girl wearing the bikini is on a swim and it looks as though she is swinging out fo a polaroid.
Our Latest Men's Suits:

Vacci Nation Shirts

Covid doesn't care about your gender and neither do we. Our shirts are unisexy and encourage people to get vaccinated.

Check Out All Of Our Shirts!

We add 2-4 designs every week so you can keep looking fresh and we can not be broke.

Our Founder

Jake Arredondo is best described as a comedian without an audience. He is looking to grow his network so he can focus on creating content.

Below are a few of Jake's achievements.
100+ Million Dating Profile Views
Created LargeLadders.com
Became a paid Instagram model
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 PPE Bikini called the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit. Photo features a girl swinging from tree with a mask that matches her bikini.
Social Icons that the founder is "fishing for" to get more likes and followers.

Comedy for a Cause

If we do not enter production, 100% of the crowdsourced funds will be donated to an ocean cleanup foundation.

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