PPE Bikinis and Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, people will think you have a fever.

Help Us Give Back

15% of our proceeds will be donated to help remove plastic from the ocean.

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An estimated 1.5 billion PPE masks have entered our oceans.

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Masks take 164,250 days (450 years) to fully degrade in water.

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We aim to raise $500,000 to help clean the seas. 

Women's Swimwear

Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. The only thing half assed will be people flaunting their cheeks in our suits.

Women’s variants include:

Sultry Surgical

Naughty 95

Curvy Cloths

Quarantini

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Our Latest Women's Suits:

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Men's Swimwear

These suits are still in development, but we loosened our restrictions and released a few designs early.

Men’s variants include:

Stim. Package

Mr. NA

Anti-Slax

Poli-Seas

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Our Latest Men's Suits:

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Pro-Vax Clothing

Our shirts are unisexy and encourage people to get vaccinated. 

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Canada

$23.00
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England

$23.00
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Ireland

$23.00
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USA

$23.00
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Teen's Swimwear

We are hoping that our suits go viral with the Covid-19 and under crowd.

Teen’s variants include:

Ok Zoomer

Influence Her

NF-Tease

Ms. Understood

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If we do not enter production, all crowdsourced funds will be donated to an ocean cleanup foundation. 
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