15% of our proceeds will be donated to help remove plastic from the ocean.
The only thing that will spread faster than Covid is your phone number.
We apologize: it will be impossible for people to social distance when they see you wearing our swimwear.
These swimsuits are still in development, but we loosened our restrictions and released a few designs early.
Covid doesn't care about your gender and neither do we. Our shirts are unisexy and are made to encourage people to get vaccinated.
Jake Arredondo is best described as a comedian without an audience. He is looking to grow his network so he make money off jokes and create more fully-functioning companies.
Kickstarter minimizes risk by not releasing funds to a project unless its funding goal is met. We chose GoFundMe so we could release 100% of the funds to an ocean cleanup foundation if we do not enter production.
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Yes, we are a real company. We are part of Satarity; a company that combines satire and charity to run their business. Satarity.com is currently under development, but you can go to the site to see its progress.
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No, our designs are simply inspired by PPE and Covid-19. Using real PPE would be wasteful and inefficient.
We're not sure but would risk it for a sweet $1.50 hotdog and drink combo.