PPE Bikinis and Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, people will think you have a fever.

Help Us Give Back

15% of our proceeds will be donated to help remove plastic from the ocean.

1,500,000,000

Scientists estimate that over 1.5 billion masks will enter our oceans.

164,250

It takes 164,250 days (450 years) for a mask to fully degrade in water.

250,000

In order to begin manufacturing, we need to raise $250,000.

Our GoFundMe

Women's Swimwear

We were built to draw awareness to masks in the ocean. something something something something wsomthing.

If we don't enter production, we will donate 100% of the sourced funds to an ocean cleanup foundation.

Polaroid camera with picture coming out. On top of picture is a 3-d effect of a girl standing in water. Picture serves as button to scroll down to designs.

The Sultry Surgical

The only thing that will spread faster than Covid is your phone number.

Women wearing PPE Bikini (the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit). The girl wearing the bikini is on a swim and it looks as though she is swinging out fo a polaroid.
Women wearing a sky-blue surgical swimsuit. She is walking out of a polaroid and wearing a blue ppe mask to match her blue ppe bikii.
Strapless Sultry Surgical swimsuit.Women is wearing a PPE Bikini and sitting on a hammock that is also a face mask.
Women wearing Naughty 95 PPE Bikini coming out of pool with out-of-bounds image technique. She is also walking out of a polaroid and wearing a face mask.

Naughty 95

If a store says masks are optional, then we're pretty sure you can just walk in naked.

Women wearing N-Ninety Fire Bikini sitting on pool ledge.
Post it note that also serves as a button to PPE Bikinis and Boardshorts founder's Instagram account. It is stating that you will be able to see more jokes.
Women holding a product called "The Government Coverup." The coverup states that 40% of all Covid-19 deaths were preventable.

Curvy Cloths

We apologize: it will be impossible for people to social distance when they see you wearing our swimwear.

Women in bikini sitting on pool deck. She is modeling the Her Immunititties product line.
Women wearing our Plantdemic green bikini. Text states that a percentage of the proceeds from this particular bikini type will go towards planting trees.
Young woman in America-themed bikini but instead of stars, there are white covid shapes. She is also wearing a PPE mask to go along with the PPE Bikini and Boardshorts theme. Polaroid also shows the title of the suit called the American-Dreamy Quaranfreemie.

Quarantini

Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. The only thing half assed will be people flaunting their cheeks in our suits.

Red post it note that states "In order to speed up production, we are open to partnering with an established manufacturer and retailer." Note also serves as a button to our contact page.
Women modeling the itsy-bitsy teenie weenie, yellow covid dot ppe bikini.
Women in a one PPiEce bikini. The style is called Vacci Nation and is America-themed with needles instead of stars.

One PPiEce

Our suits help fatten your curves, so you can show off your best assets.

Attractive women modeling the hazardous material suit. The polaroid also has the title and states that a hazardous material suit is also available.
Yellow post it note that states "We plan to sell our suits for around $40. Pricing is heavily dependent on our ability to raise funds. Click this note to help us crowdsource!!!"
Two men wearing the Stimulus Package swimsuit which is a swimsuit that has a $100 bill with a mask as a design.
Male model wearing our General Erection swimsuit. The tagline is "We added extra material to help hide your erection better than Trump hides taxes.

Super Spreadwear

These swimsuits are still in development, but we loosened our restrictions and released a few designs early.

Photo of two male models featuring the Mask Man Date swimsuit. The tagline is "Suits are sold in pairs, so you and your best friend can match on a bro date!"
Man standing with swimsuit featuring Male in Ballot swimwear. The boardshorts look like a mail in ballot. The tagline is "You will be stuffing your ballot in more drop boxes than ever before."

Vaccination Shirts

Covid doesn't care about your gender and neither do we. Our shirts are unisexy and are made to encourage people to get vaccinated.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Canada VACCI NATION

$ 22.99 USD

Canada is behind on vaccinations, but this shirt will help them take the lead in fashion.

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$ 22.99 USD
Canada VACCI NATION

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

USA VACCI NATION

$ 22.99 USD

We added the name "VACCI NATION" to clarify our support of vaccines and not heroin.

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$ 22.99 USD
USA VACCI NATION

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

European Immunion

$ 22.99 USD

The only thing more affordable than your healthcare is this shirt.

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$ 22.99 USD
European Immunion

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Corona Virsh

$ 22.99 USD

We almost made a "Kiss Me I'm Virish" shirt, but that sounded pro Covid.

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$ 22.99 USD
Corona Virsh

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Our Founder

Jake Arredondo is best described as a comedian without an audience. He is looking to grow his network so he make money off jokes and create more fully-functioning companies.

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 PPE Bikini called the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit. Photo features a girl swinging from tree with a mask that matches her bikini.Social Icons that the founder is "fishing for" to get more likes and followers.

Frequently Asked Questions

Why are you using GoFundMe instead of Kickstarter?
Are you a real company?
Will you use real PPE to make your suits?
Can you wear one of our suits at Costco in lieu of a face mask?