PPE Bikinis and Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, people will think you have a fever.

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15% of our proceeds will be donated to help remove plastic from the ocean.

1,500,000,000

Scientists estimate that over 1.5 billion masks will enter our oceans.

164,250

It takes 164,250 days (450 years) for a mask to fully degrade in water.

250,000

In order to begin manufacturing, we need to raise $250,000.

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Women's Swimsuits

Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. The only thing half assed will be people flaunting their cheeks in our suits.

Women's variants include:
Sultry Surgical
Naughty 95
Curvy Cloths
Quarantini
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Women wearing PPE Bikini (the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit). The girl wearing the bikini is on a swim and it looks as though she is swinging out fo a polaroid.

Our Latest Women's Suits:

A women modeling our Strapless Sultry Surgical Bikini. The swimsuit takes its design from a face mask.
A woman in a swimsuit modeling our Government Coverup. The coverup is for when you are cold in your swimsuit.
A woman wearing our Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Covid-Dot Quarantini.
A women modeling our Strapless Sultry Surgical Bikini. The swimsuit takes its design from a face mask.
A woman in a swimsuit modeling our Government Coverup. The coverup is for when you are cold in your swimsuit.
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Women wearing PPE Bikini (the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit). The girl wearing the bikini is on a swim and it looks as though she is swinging out fo a polaroid.

Men's Swimwear

Our men's product lines are still in development, but we loosened our restrictions and released a few designs early.

Men's variants include:
Super Spreadwear
Poli-Seas
Mr. NA
Anti-Slax
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Our Latest Men's Suits:

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Vacci Nation Shirts

Covid doesn't care about your gender and neither do we. Our shirts are unisexy and encourage people to get vaccinated.

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Our Founder

Jake Arredondo is best described as a comedian without an audience. He spends thousands of hours making jokes/real companies.  

He is looking to grow his network so he can focus on creating content.
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 PPE Bikini called the Seafoam-Green Surgical Swimsuit. Photo features a girl swinging from tree with a mask that matches her bikini.
If we don't enter production, 100% of the crowdsourced funds will be donated to an ocean cleanup foundation.
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