PPE Bikinis and Boardshorts

Swimwear so hot, people will think you have a fever.

Help Us Give Back

15% of our proceeds will be donated to help remove plastic from the ocean.

1,500,000,000

Scientists estimate that over 1.5 billion masks will enter our oceans.

164,250

It takes 164,250 days (450 years) for a mask to fully degrade in water.

250,000

In order to begin manufacturing, we need to raise $250,000.

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Women's Swimsuits

Many startups half-ass their designs. Not us. The only thing half assed will be people flaunting their cheeks in our suits.

Women's variants include:
Sultry Surgical
Naughty 95
Curvy Cloths
Quarantini
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Women standing in water wearing a bikini.

Our Latest Women's Suits:

A women modeling our Strapless Sultry Surgical Bikini.
A woman in a swimsuit modeling our Government Coverup bikini.
Girl wearing our Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Covid-Dot Quarantini swimsuit
A women modeling our Strapless Sultry Surgical Bikini.
A woman in a swimsuit modeling our Government Coverup.
Women wearing our. covid-dot bikini.
Check Out All 12 Designs!
Man wearing boardshorts running into ocean.

Men's Swimwear

Our men's product lines are still in development, but we loosened our restrictions and released a few designs early.

Men's variants include:
Super Spreadwear
Poli-Seas
Mr. NA
Anti-Slax
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Our Latest Men's Suits:

Man wearing the General Erection swimsuit walking on a beach.
Two men wearing mask man date swimsuits
Man wearing stimulus package brief swimsuit
Man wearing the General Erection swimsuit walking on a beach.
To men wearing the Mask Man Date swimsuit because the boardshorts are sold in pairs.
Man wearing our stimulus package briefs.
Check Out All 6 Designs!

Pro Vax Clothing

Covid doesn't care about your gender and neither do we. Our shirts are unisexy and encourage people to get vaccinated.

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Teen Swimsuits

We are hoping that our suits go viral with the Covid-19 and under crowd.

Teen variants include:
Ok Zoomer
Little Boosters
Tik Tox
Crypto Curren-Sea
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Phone with ocean picture that people are jumping into.
Couple wearing swimsuits jumping into ocean.
Coming Feb. 14th!
Sea turtle swimming with PPE mask in ocean.
If we do not enter production, all crowdsourced funds will be donated to an ocean cleanup foundation.
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Woman wearing our Shot Girl Summer bikini who is putting on suntan lotion.